seriously

what happened to my country?! abbie hoffman and all those guys must be spinning like quarks in their respective dead hippie graves over this horseshit. the fuck happened to my country?! i know we're a bunch of hypocritical, sexually repressed, self-absorbed, drug addled, delusional celebrity-0bsessed spoiled children who don't know a dick from a pain in the ass but GOT DAMN! waterboarding= torture = against the geneva conventions = jesus hated it. gitmo is where the govt sends random motherfuckers to get tortured. its like a regular jail but for muslims instead of black people. the word alleged needs to be fucking censored by the fcc. the cia ain't "allegedly" kidnapping people and sending them to syria to get fucking tortured. hedge fund cocks didn't allegedly sell packages of crap loans to a bigger group of suckers leaving millions of dumbass homeowners holding the bag. the shit happened. i'm no bed-wetting liberal, i like being the bad guy. America first and all that. i know some motherfuckers need to get blown the fuck up so they don't get any ideas about holding free elections and controlling their own economic destiny or some such. but come on! stop fucking lying to my face every goddamn day you jackasses. wolf blitzer, o'reily, hannity, couric, all of them can eat a bag of dicks. selling out your fellow man so you can have a summer home in aspen. shit on you, you cynical fucks. god,  i hope there's a hell just so i can watch you all anally violate each other with your own severed limbs.

discipline thy name is crap

let' see, kardashian: whore, lohan: racist cokewhore, hilton: ugly, racist, cokewhore. blah, blah, blah, how could she, where were her parents, why i never, yadda, yadda, yadda. anywho, i quit my job and i've been avoiding doing any real writing long enough so witness my latest effort to  keep from doing any real writing.  methinks, i'll wax pissed off  on all the stupid cheese that you just finished hating yourself for watching/reading/blogging about til 3am. this is actually fun, it's like you're talking to someone in a critical burn unit. they just sit there smoldering and you can blather on about whatever pops into your head. btw, do you think if there was an "extreme" flavor of Dr. Pepper it'd be called Dr. Pepperspray? would it taste like border patrol armpit hair? is that "extreme", sorry "EXTREME!" enough for you?  honestly, i did this cause some cooze, who lives in my freaking neighborhood is the darling of hollywood and has this great movie that everyone can't stop talking about coming out and is so edgy and fuck!  i'm so jealous i could scream. (she's not a cooze, that's unfair, she's actually kind of hot but that makes me hate her more but whatever. go with god i wish her the best.  i can be such a woman sometimes. oh well. i'll try to do this everyday so as not to blunt the razor's edge of my misanthropy on the dry stone of unemployment. smell you later.